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Journal Entry: Wed Dec 12, 2007, 1:38 PM
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I need people to comment on my polls when they vote please. Okay, now that that's done, on to important business!

I got yelled at in class today, and not only by my teacher. I was using my time after finishing the assignment to draw, of course! What else would I do, I ask you?

Well anyways, the teacher comes over and asks to see my drawings. Some of them were shirtless centaurs, both male and female, and others were Nagas and Mermaids and my Octora characters, with some Mermen and a secret guy for my story with a form I haven't perfected drawing. So, the teacher says that my drawings are really good, but then comes across one of the topless centaur girls. She called me a pedophile for drawing naked women. HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME A PEDOPHILE!?

So I say, "How am I a perv exactly?"

She goes, "I didn't say perv, I said pedophile, and a boy who draws girls, even if they aren't naked, is a pedophile. You could get expelled for this if I reported it, now put your drawings away. When you're done, just write or something."

Being an idiot I asked in response, "So I won't draw girls anymore! Does that make you happy?"

The bitch goes, "Oh that's fine, but I'm glad to realize now that you're gay."

I freaked out at her, and she told me because I drew shirtless male fantasy creatures I was gay, but having clothed female fantasy creatures makes me a pervert. Could I just hear what you people think of this?

Centaurs rule, live with it. Anything that is half-human half-something else is awesome and should be drawn and faved.

Remember kids: don't eat beef, eat deer.

Also, I'm in these clubs:

~GanondorfFanclub ~Sheeth-fan-club ~TheCentaurClub ~nabsgan ~Anime101Club
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  • Reading: The Marrow of Tradition
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Wind Waker
  • Eating: NOT MEAT!!!!
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*MarvelousManga:iconMarvelousManga: Dec 12, 2007, 2:29:07 PM
*dies laughing* Youre teacher is on so much crack.

FIRST of all, you are not a pedophile for drawing artisticly nude women, female creatures, or anything of the sort. And unless it was a child in a comprimising position, there is no basis on which to consider you a pedophile.

SECONDLY!
Drawing characters of your own gender does not make you gay. Animals, creatures, humans and otherwise, have a gender. Either Male, Female, or both. There's no way around it. It's nature. Unless it's a unic. But anyway! It's a ridiculous thought to accuse something like that based on art.

AND FINALLY
Even if she were to report you, you would not be expelled for this reason: If they are not engaging in something sexual, sensual, or erotic, they are artistically nude. Simple as that.

Put that in your teacher's pipe and have her take a nice big lungfull of truth, because what she's saying is nothing but B.S.

Sorry about the rant. ^^;

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*centaurfreak:iconcentaurfreak: Dec 12, 2007, 2:36:28 PM
No no, the rant is fine, the rant is just what I needed! I needed to hear I wasn't the only one who thought my teacher had smoked a little too much (she really does always smell like crack and seems stoned all the time, I'm surprised she hasn't been fired...unless she's sleeping with the person who decides that! *yells offstage* CUE CLICHE DRAMATIC CHORD!

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*MarvelousManga:iconMarvelousManga: Dec 12, 2007, 2:47:32 PM
Lol Glad to be of help. Yeah, that sounds like something to be fired over. Sheesh. Guh. That would piss me off too, man. You aren't alone in your argument.

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*Raph1966:iconRaph1966: Dec 12, 2007, 6:58:46 PM Mood: Outraged
If drawing such things makes one a pedophile or pervert, then most fantasy artists are (including me). There aren't enough cop cars in the world to bring us ALL in.
I'd just be careful around this witch. You don't know what trouble she could get you into...through power or lies.
Saying this because I CARE. :(
:hug:

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*Raph1966:iconRaph1966: Dec 12, 2007, 6:59:47 PM
BTW This woman needs serious, SERIOUS mental help. Dude, I feel bad for you. :hug:

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=Jianre-M:iconJianre-M: Dec 12, 2007, 7:20:23 PM
your teacher isn't very bright...

a pedophile is someone who has a preference for CHILDREN

it has nothing to do with gender. :no:

you might also mention that all the famous artists of the past thought the nude form a style of beauty.

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~PantherWhales:iconPantherWhales: Dec 12, 2007, 8:39:42 PM
xD I'm so sorry, but I was laughing (thenceforth CHOKING on a mouthful of chocolate cherries) as I read this.

GAWD, your teacher is an IMBECILE.

First off, Pedophilia means you want to mess with children. Secondly, unless you're drawing your fantasy critter females with boobs up to their chins, I would just consider it artistic nude.


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*centaurfreak:iconcentaurfreak: Dec 13, 2007, 1:27:57 PM
I am glad to not be alone

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Originality is simply somehow altering an idea that someone has already had before.

I'm POLITICALLY INCORRECT! I say MERRY CHRISTMAS! not happy holidays, so please don't be politically correct with me. :D
*centaurfreak:iconcentaurfreak: Dec 13, 2007, 1:28:29 PM
daw, thanks :glomp: and yes, yes she does :nod:

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Originality is simply somehow altering an idea that someone has already had before.

I'm POLITICALLY INCORRECT! I say MERRY CHRISTMAS! not happy holidays, so please don't be politically correct with me. :D
*centaurfreak:iconcentaurfreak: Dec 13, 2007, 1:28:40 PM
thanks for the tip

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Originality is simply somehow altering an idea that someone has already had before.

I'm POLITICALLY INCORRECT! I say MERRY CHRISTMAS! not happy holidays, so please don't be politically correct with me. :D